"There is no bathroom!!"

We've all heard about Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child and now know that's the real reason his wife left him. I hate to say it, but isn't this just what famous people and politicians do?

It isn't a surprise to me. Is it still disappointing? Of course. I love the Arnold. I pretty much love every movie he's ever been in and love every line he's said in every movie he's ever been in.

So, Mr. Schwarzenegger, here's a small list of your movie quotes that might come in handy right now:

1. "Hasta la vista, baby." – Terminator 2

2. "Consider this a divorce." – Total Recall

3. "I'm not into politics. I'm into survival." – The Running Man

4. "This hero stuff has its limits." – Last Action Hero

5. "Oh, you think you're bad, huh? You're a f**king choir boy compared to me! A CHOIR BOY!" – End of Days

6. "My body. MY choice!" – Junior

7. “Get to the choppa!!” – Predator

8. “I lied” – Terminator 3

(Ok, so I guess the Predator quote doesn't make a lot of sense, but it's really one of my favorite lines.)
 
I leave you humming Bowling for Soup's "A-Hole."