Jeremy Piven again.....what's with him? I just read the article entitled: Jeremy Piven Blames Soy Milk for His Man Boobs. He was quoted saying "I was the guy that dabbled in soya milk, but now I've found out soya milk has enough estrogen for me to grow breasts; I had to put the soya milk down. It was a very confusing time." What??!! That makes no sense. Actually that's like saying too much sushi gives you mercury poisoning. Oh wait, Jeremy Piven said that too.
This man is unbelievable. First, to even use mercury poisoning as an excuse to back out of a Broadway show is already bad enough. The fact that he thinks he can get away with it again is just ridiculous.
Dear Mr. Piven,
Dude, just own up to the fact that you don't go to the gym as much as you should and that resulted in your new man boobs. Take pride in the fact that you're probably enjoying food enough to gain weight. Your more "Pillsbury Doughboy" look doesn't look that bad. Honestly, we wouldn't have noticed you had moobs if you hadn't said anything about them. You haven't been seen or heard from since your "mercury poisoning" incident and your career has been almost non-existent. Not that we want to see you, mind you. We've had enough of your pretentious antics. Next you'll be saying those Dum Dum suckers you've been eating have attributed to the idiotic claims you're making about food. Get over yourself and take responsibility for your life (and in this case moobs).
I leave you humming "You're So Vain."